Es ist einfach so ein Witz und zum Verzweifeln:

PokerStars Game #11058079850: Tournament #54113851, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/07/21 - 15:18:25 (ET)
Table '54113851 14' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Pokébab (7550 in chips)
Seat 2: HipPocket (7338 in chips)
Seat 3: yucca 48 (2500 in chips)
Seat 4: th2w0 (4140 in chips)
Seat 5: Plotkaek (225 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: SM4RTASS (5896 in chips)
Seat 7: Mart83 (1420 in chips)
Seat 8: delta (7901 in chips)
Seat 9: paulie187 (5171 in chips) is sitting out
Mart83: posts small blind 75
delta: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mart83 [Qs Qd]
paulie187: folds
Pokébab: folds
HipPocket: folds
yucca 48: raises 150 to 300
th2w0: folds
Plotkaek: folds
SM4RTASS: folds
Mart83: raises 1100 to 1400
delta: folds
yucca 48: raises 1100 to 2500 and is all-in
Mart83: calls 20 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [2h Kc Ac]
*** TURN *** [2h Kc Ac] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [2h Kc Ac 9s] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mart83: shows [Qs Qd] (a pair of Queens)
yucca 48: shows [9d 8s] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
yucca 48 collected 2990 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2990 | Rake 0
Board [2h Kc Ac 9s 8d]
Seat 1: Pokébab folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: HipPocket folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: yucca 48 showed [9d 8s] and won (2990) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 4: th2w0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Plotkaek folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: SM4RTASS (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Mart83 (small blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: delta (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: paulie187 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Vorher noch mal schön 120$ beim Hu spielen auf Absolute verloren, wo ich aus jeder guten Starting Hand rausgeluckboxed wurde. Ich könnte einfach kotzen, wieviel Pech ich derzeit habe.

Fuck Julyyyyy